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Get up close and personal with any of these horny toons. Only at Trashy Toons can you let it all hang out for all to see. You are the paparazzi and each anime is your subject to use and abuse.

During my sexperiment with the two milfs in Vegas, my phone kept ringing off the hook. I told the 18 year old that I would be busy all weekend, and instead of calling and leaving me a voicemail, my “girlfriend” instead kept calling and calling like some fucking energizer bunny. Everything was working as planned. She needed to feel that sense of jealousy and learn that a lot of women want me. A sense of insecurity was the perfect feeling she had to experience to appreciate who she has.

Bitches are in competition with other bitches ALL THE TIME. They have more drama within themselves than they do with men. The 18 year old tried to make me chase her and give up my cahonies, but fuck no, I don’t play that shit. Remember, my brothers, you are the fucking man in the relationship and bitches ain’t shit but hos and tricks. If you even give the slightest inkling of power to your chick, it is very, very hard to regain it back.

Luckily, I caught myself slippin. I found my pair of pants and put that shit back on before the broad got a hold of em. Now, it’s game on. A little dose of “asshole” mixed with a touch of “romance” is the ideal combination to lace the 18 year old with from here on out. Good girls love bad guys. Like Tony Montana said in the legendary Scarface while exiting the restaurant full of snobs, “Make way for the bad guy. You’ll never meet a bad guy like me again”. If she’s up and out, it’s a dime a dozen…

Trashy Toons keeps me on point and helps a man realize how the real fucking world works. Game recognizes game my brothers. If you are not opening your mind up to the humor and sexy side that these animators create, your relationship will fizzle and end up being boring and tedious to maintain. Everyone can learn a thing or two about spicing things up, and the wilder we can be, the more fun life is. It’s your fuckin kitchen, and if your girl can’t take the heat, you know the rest…

Serve yourself a platter of tramps from around the way. At Trashy Toons, the word around comic land is anything is possible. Make your girl take notes.

At Trashy Toons, anything goes. It’s our world and we are just squirrels trying to bust a nut. Do what you gotta do and go get yours.

He knows when you are sleeping. He knows when you’re awake. He knows if you’ve been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake. Trashy Toons keeps its shit real—too real. Cookies and milk will be fine. Nothing more please.

So now that the 18 year old and I are now officially a couple again (like we were ever seriously broken up), I’m starting to learn something that I should have realized when I told this young hot piece of ass that I was gonna be her man again—she will hold onto the fact that I have cheated on her and will use that against me in EVERY fucking argument we have. Of course I knew this, but fuck, you live and you learn again and again.

My “girlfriend” had her first Wednesday off in awhile. She called me at work (which is unusual) and wanted me to go out with her tonight, so of course I told her that I wanted to see her. I did. I wanted to fuck. I ran some errands and had a light workout at the gym, then made myself a small dinner at about 6, so that wherever we went I wouldn’t be spending a lot of money on food.

She called me around 7. She said that some of her friends were hooking up for a spur of the moment get together. It was nothing to major—just pizza and a blockbuster night. One of her friends had just broken up with her boyfriend and needed some “love” around her. At first, I hesitated because it seemed like a drama filled night would ensue. But then again, maybe I could get the newly single slut alone and “lend my shoulder” to cry on. And then fuck the shit out of her…yeah, I’m going to hell.

But after I got ready, she said that she wanted to just hang out with her girlfriends. What the fuck was this “change in mind” about? I played it off and acted understanding, but damn, I was a little upset that the bitch was trying to play mind games with me. What the fuck ever though. She actually did me a favor. I just wanted to bust a nut anyway, so I rolled up a blunt, smoked it to the dome, and hopped on Trashy Toons to surf the night away. Although my ego was bruised briefly, I quickly realized my FREE TRIAL means I’m not spending any money on some crappy pizza and alcohol for the night. Good shit.

In the heat of the moment, you gotta do what you gotta do. At Trashy Toons men run the fucking show. Live the American dream and go raw dog if you want to.

T’is the season for fun, fun, and more fun. Trashy Toons is where every fantasy becomes reality and all the youthful sluts look more alive than that nagging ass woman you call your girlfriend/wife. Take a break from the everyday norm and get your ass on over to the greener side of the grass.

I was taught that one must first learn to love thyself before anyone else can love them. I don’t see nothin wrong with a little me, myself, and I time. Trashy Toons is the place that makes the world a better place to live in. Have fun and enjoy life my man… fuck what “she” thinks.

While at the gym, I ran into two broads I knew from my high school days and lemme tell you, these chicks were flirty back then and are full-blown promiscuous now. They aren’t the finest piece of asses, but dude, they are down to let me do any damn thing I want to em—it’s looking like it’s gonna be a ménage à trios free-for-all-fuck-fest featuring yours truly. So much for me learning my lesson on cheating—shit, I’m a man baby.

But the downside, if there is one, is that these two girls are bringing out the crazed/addicted son-of-a-bitch in me. Yeah, I have a healthy appetite for sex, but damn, it’s all I think about. Not just sex in general, but sex with multiple partners, sex with sisters, mothers, and daughters. The slightest thought of any number of these hot combinations gets the blood racing to my dick. All I care about is pussy.

With two three-ways under my belt already, all I want is more (and with different girls). I spend my free time online (thank god for internet porn!) jerking off to whatever hot shit I can find. Trashy Toons has got every dirty combination of women, props, and all that good stuff to stimulate my mind as well as my dick. There’s a FREE TRIAL and you better believe I put that shit to work in my favor. Happy fucking Friday my brothers.