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I love Fridays—it’s the one day of the week you can really enjoy once you get home because of the sense of accomplishment. After all, how many people do you know that can put up with the shit you have to go through at work? Right when I leave that office on a Friday, I feel all freedomish—like Mel Gibson in Braveheart and shit, as it makes me realize there are days worth living for. Don’t get me wrong, my job is not half as bad as the average job, but it’s still a fuckin job—and I’m not going to get rich working for someone else.

As I was enjoying my Friday night smokeout session, I glanced across the way and noticed my neighbor getting fresh with herself again. Holy shit! The blinds were cracked in a way where only I (and maybe the person downstairs directly below me) could see everything going on in her place. Did she do that on purpose? Is the weed playing tricks on me? This was too good to be true. Blood rushed to my dick so quickly I didn’t have time to adjust it before it hit the guard rail on my balcony. We exchanged smiles and I went into my place and cracked my blinds precisely so that it was just me and her enjoying the moment.

She laid back and played with her nipples for me while I sat back and watched the show. She then motioned for me to take off my boxers and I obliged her; then, she took off her panties and pulled out a toy—all the while smirking in a cute seductive way towards me. The whore began to go Trashy Toons on herself and I couldn’t help but stroke my cock to the rhythm of her panting; I couldn’t actually hear her, but I could—in my head. She looked into my eyes as I blasted my seed all over myself and she chuckled as she waved, heavily breathing. She twisted her blinds shut.

The animated sluts over at Trashy Toons just wanna have fun—fuck the drama. Get your horny ass on over and experience a damn good time; after all, two heads are better than one…

Fortunately, these horny animated chicks won’t give a damn whether you release in one minute or in one hour because at Trashy Toons, it is your world and your imagination. Enjoy them for as long (or as short) as you want!!!

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I played doctor all day with the 18 year old, but not the kind of doctor you’re thinking, my brothers. It was more like nurse—my “girlfriend” felt under the weather and I was on ‘caring boyfriend’ duties. It fuckin sucks having to completely drop whatever the fuck you want to do and tend to someone who is feeling a tad bit sick; and what makes it work is it was just a common cold, but because she’s such a frickin baby, I was forced to be at her beckon and call.

I made her soup, gave her a massage, monitored her medicine dosages, lied with her and watched some damn chick flick (I don’t remember what it was cuz I fell asleep—twice), and just was “there for her”. This shit will pay off in the future, so although it pretty much sucked for me today, I could feel the love from her. She kept telling me how good I am and I kept reminding her how lucky she was.

After the second movie we watched finished, she fell asleep and I tiptoed to my room to surf the net because I knew I wasn’t going to get any ass from my “girlfriend”. Trashy Toons cheered me up and salvaged this almost wasted day. This site is funny as fuck—not to mention, I never realized how sexy animated skanks could be. I signed up with a FREE TRIAL and surfed until the 18 year old woke up. Then it was back to nursing duties.

My “girlfriend” owes me some pile driver style banging when she feels better. And you better believe I’m going to collect the moment she’s back at 100%.

The broads over at Trashy Toons do not discriminate against any cock—matter of fact, the more unusual, the more aroused they get. Your dream girl awaits your arrival.

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The last two hours of my time was spent on the phone with my girlfriend; we talked about every motherfuckin thing—from life, to love, to the future. This broad really sees a future with me, and, for the first time, I actually can see a bright future with her under one condition—I can’t stray away from banging other broads because, well hell, that’s who I am. Of course, I didn’t mention that part to her, because some things are better left unsaid.

For the most part, she did all the initiating in the “taking it to the next level” department, and I attempted to walk with her there and emotionally get close to her, but steered clear away from the “let’s move in together” conversation. She brought that shit up before and we had an understanding that I was not ready—and I still wasn’t ready for that.

But being a typical nagging girl, she went there and asked when I thought it would be appropriate for us to live together. I simply said it wasn’t time yet and redirected the conversation towards planning a cross-country road trip in order to give us an idea of our living habits. This excited the hell out of her and I told her we will spend two weeks together 24/7 and if we can handle each others quirks, then maybe we could talk about it more. Little did she know, I would make sure we both would have complaints about one another.

After hanging up the phone with her, I watched TV for a bit until my hand just started wandering down to my cock. I chuckled as I made my way to the laptop and fired up Trashy Toons to read a few comics. I used my FREE TRIAL and zoned out. The animations on this site are so fucking hilarious and a turn-on. These submissive bitches are sex slaves and I am their master. You gotta love the internet!

With no questions asked, these babes at Trashy Toons are at your beckon call. Fortunately for you, they are all on a high protein diet and never cheat themselves of getting as much as they can. Lucky you…

You won’t believe the dirty things these fuck addicted Toons do in our explicit Hentai Mania comics. Equipped with big sausages and perfectly fuckable holes they get down and dirty whenever possible to satisfy their depraved sexual urges. These two famous heroes find no better place to fuck than a street and soon enough boy’s cock is moving in and out of his girlfriend’s pussy pumping her deep and hard and getting ready to shoot a large load of ball cream inside.