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I was glad that the 18 year old didn’t want to do anything too hectic because I was in a chill mood tonight. I didn’t feel like doing jack shit, really. The work week had me drained and going out was out of the question and fortunately my “girlfriend” didn’t feel like going out either. There was something about tonight that made me realize that I am going to need to make sure this young hot piece of ass remains my “girlfriend”.
There is a genuine nurturing trait that a naïve young adult develops when dealing with an older man because they have to prove that they are mature enough to understand “adult” situations; but at the same time, they need to bring out the youth in their significant other to prevent him from turning into a lazy couch potato. Most importantly, these young future sluts of the world know when to shut the fuck up and listen to what their man is telling them. Although my “girlfriend” thinks she has power, what she doesn’t know is I’m ALWAYS one step ahead – “shut up, listen, and learn” is the silent phrase I preach.
So we made it a blockbuster night—she came over with Knocked Up and some popcorn. This movie scared the shit out of me. It’s supposed to be a romantic comedy, but I don’t see anything funny about having a one night stand only to have the bitch tell you that she has a bun in the oven—not fuckin funny at all. Don’t get me wrong, it had its comedic moments (it actually was pretty fuckin funny), but the hole “it’s your baby” deal made me feel like I was watching Maury Povich.
After the movie, I sensed she was too tired to give me some ass, so I had her sleep in my room and I told her I was just going to finish up some work so I can have a free weekend; instead, I fired up my laptop and logged onto Trashy Toons. It’s Friday night and that marks the start of rest and relaxation. My body deserves to release any/all stresses built up and there is no better way than utilizing a FREE TRIAL. The weekend starts on Friday night and you best believe I maximize my relaxation state of mind with both the purple kush and internet porn. It’s good to be alive!
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The 18 year old and I spent the weekend together at my place just lounging around my apartment and I noticed that she sleeping over a lot more than usual. After watching the movie on Saturday, I was trying to think of a way to get her to go home, but I couldn’t. Was it my mind subliminally telling me that it’s okay to “take the next step” in this relationship? Was I beginning to accept the “settling down” routine? I needed to spend the whole weekend with her to see if this relationship was going at a pace that I was comfortable with.
My “girlfriend” is the type of chick who is far from a home body as she feels it’s a waste of time to stay cooped up at home. There’s an ambition about her that fuels my fire, but at the same time, she is a little lost in her own little “L.A.” world full of glamour and glitz that could one day bite me in the ass. She doesn’t expect much from me when it comes to buying her stuff (because my cock keeps her satisfied), but she likes to dress up a little more than the average broad. Keepin up with the joneses is not too exaggerated when talking about the 18 year old and that kinda freaks me out because all I need in my life is the purple kush, some good sex, and a decent meal every once in a while.
We had a lot of time this weekend to reflect on where this relationship was heading and she brought up the topic of moving in with me. I’ve been dodging this conversation for the last few months now because summertime was the time for bikini babes and cheatin whores—but autumn was beginning and the fun in the sun would come to a halt sooner or later. Was it time for me to let her move in?
Hell fuckin NO. I couldn’t give up my privacy just yet. Although I could be tappin her ass everyday, I wasn’t satisfied with that. I’m a claustrophobic motherfucker who needs space and I know for a fact that my “girlfriend” would smother me because that’s how she is when we’re together. We’re within reaching proximity about 90% of the time when we’re together; and what about my Trashy Toons time? No more gorgeous animations to stimulate my mind before/after I go out on a night on the town? No online porn?! I again redirected our conversation after subtly saying that “it was almost time” for her to move in. I’ll let her hang on the hope of soon “owning” my cock. But, mark my words my brothers, she isn’t goin to have keys to my place anytime soon…
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I was scheduled to meet with a client today for lunch, but she called me really fucking late to cancel our engagement. So fucking late that I finished my first drink waiting for her like a dude who’s been stood up by his date. Yes, my brothers, I called the bitch to make sure we were still on (and she said we were), but she went from running late to canceling last minute due to a “family emergency”. Okay, so it was something that was out of her hands, but I was still upset for having lunch alone—well, almost alone.
I went into the bathroom to take a piss, but before I could unzip my pants, a woman entered and locked the door behind her. She told me she saw me sitting alone and couldn’t help but ask me if there was anything she could do to “make it better”. She wasn’t the finest piece of ass, but I played along and made up a story about my “girlfriend” meeting me for lunch today if she wanted to work things out (and don’t show if she wants to give up) — fuck it, this is what the broad wanted to hear. So she “pampered” me for the next 15 minutes—dirty little whore.
She turned down my offer to buy her a drink after graciously taking my cock in her worn out pussy—I didn’t get a look at it but with this tramp’s mentality, one can bet the house that this hussy has been around the block. She must know about Trashy Toons. A wild and crazy imagination like hers must’ve been influenced by a wild and crazy website. She might possess the same FREE TRIAL that I have. I never got around to asking her if she’s heard of it… but my instincts are telling me she up to date with the changing times. She sures hell performed like a champ.
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