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Even anime’s have a common courtesy to leave the phone on silent (or vibrate) when having an orgy. Trashy Toons teaches you some sexual etiquette among other lessons.

but damn! The animators over at Trashy Toons have a playful way of showing what was behind the split between the too good to be true couple. If you think this is funny, wait’ll you actually see what these crazy fucks have concocted.

These evil alien creatures have arrived to conquer Earth and their first goal is to fuck all the charming women on a planet. Their secret mind weapon makes these gorgeous busty hotties want their monster cocks badly and they ruthlessly use these stupid earthlings to satisfy their depraved sexual urges. Huge alien weenies ripping and cumloading hot girls’ snatches – this is a kind of kinky hardcore action series you will only find at Cold-blooded Comics.

These evil alien creatures have arrived to conquer Earth and their first goal is to fuck all the charming women on a planet. Their secret mind weapon makes these gorgeous busty hotties want their monster cocks badly and they ruthlessly use these stupid earthlings to satisfy their depraved sexual urges. Huge alien weenies ripping and cumloading hot girls’ snatches – this is a kind of kinky hardcore action series you will only find at Cold-blooded Comics.

It was that time again to unwind with the “girlfriend” and a nice dinner and a movie was on our itinerary—her treat. Her treat? My first thought was, “what the fuck did she do wrong?” and I began to get kinda suspicious at first. But after a couple of hits of some purple kush, I paid that thought no mind because, well, hell, I’m not the one to be talking shit when I bang broads left and right on the daily. It turned from awkwardness to flattery all in a matter of minutes. Thank Mother Nature for the good ol sticky icky.

We had sushi at a pretty cool place called Takami Sushi—twenty-one stories high in downtown L.A. with breathtaking nighttime cityscapes. We ate on the corner of a dynamic penthouse patio where it was sleek and sultry. Shit, it was her treat so I had the Angus filet mignon and she had the lobster dynamite. Bon appe-mothafuckin-tite.

After that wonderful meal, I was ready to pass the fuck out, but we had a late movie to catch. She was too young to remember the Halloween series, so I had to introduce it to her because Michael Myers is a bad mother-“shut yo mouth”. It was more a prequel to how the bad-ass became a bad-ass and the little kid who played Myers did a damn good job showing how twisted one’s mentality could be. Although it wasn’t jumpy-scary, my “girlfriend” was spooked out by Michael Myers—as she should be. He’s a sick fuck who needs some hardcore psychiatric help.

When we got back to my place, I felt like I owed her something. I didn’t spend a dime that night and it was weird. So this was how a woman felt at the end of a date—interesting. I was in a lovey-dovey mood and I began to initiate some “love-making” as I went downtown on her, Trashy Toons style, and stayed there longer than usual—I was there the whole time and never popped my cock in her mouth or vise tight cunt. This was all about her… maybe she’ll “treat” me more often.

If you’re a superbad dude who has a wild imagination, you’ll spend hours on Trashy Toons. The sexy, hip comic strips will have you laughing before you close your eyes and ooze out your man juice.

The movie parodies over at Trashy Toons will have you rolling in laughter. This ain’t your kids’ comic strip. Sit back and enjoy…

These anime’s over at Trashy Toons are willing to do anything to take it to the next level of sexual pleasure. Can you hang? Man up, or get the fuck on…

It’s been almost a week that I haven’t physically been with my “girlfriend”, so I decided to surprise her yesterday. We both were busy during the week—well, I was busy banging other chicks and she was doing whatever young broads do during the week. We talked on the phone here and there, but the hours just flew by and our schedules conflicted. I needed to make my presence felt though before the week ended, so I gave her a call and spontaneously showed up at her place, planning a picnic at the beach—just the two of us.

We went to Sunset beach and just chilled about ten yards from the soothing waves coming in. We spent quality time and did all the romantic shit couples do at the beach—built a sandcastle, strolled the beach with our feet in the water, collected some sea shells, etc. Most importantly, I showed her the little bit of romance I had (without any sexual innuendos) and didn’t mind “taking a break” from sex. My brothers, sometimes you gotta play the role like sex isn’t the only thing on your mind—even if it is.

I played it smooth and, after a long romantic day at the beach, took her back home. I gave her a simple kiss on the cheek and told her I would see her soon again. She expressed her love for me and how lucky she was to have someone like me, and I merely told her that “I’m the lucky one”. I drove off horny as hell.

When I got back to my place, I went straight to the computer and blasted off all the juice built up from staring at tits and ass at the beach all day. Just because I was there with the 18 year old doesn’t mean my Trashy Toons mentality was completely thrown out the window. Yeah, I played it off like I didn’t want to fuck my “girlfriend”, but I still needed to nut. I’m a man, my brothers, and I can’t go a day without releasing the nutty beast inside me. All is well that ends well.

The animators over at Trashy Toons have a way of getting you through the day. Their keen sense of humor combined with horny bitches will make you realize you are in utopia.