The sick in the head fucks over at Trashy Toons come up with fun and enlightening ways to get you through the day, regardless of what mood you’re in. Life’s a bitch, especially if you marry one…
I was at the airport this morning because for the rest of the week, I was scheduled to fly to Seattle, WA for a convention that my boss suggested I go to—learning is part of the “moving on up process”, so I agreed to get my learn on. As I boarded the flight and turned to the right to walk down the aisle and find my seat, I thought about the girl I had seen waiting at the gate. She had to be in her early twenties. She was about 5′3, slim and supple. Smooth skin, a tight small ass, and a beautiful face and mouth that had a slightly mischievous look to it. She caught me looking at her I think, and instead of looking away had given me a flirty raise of the eyebrows along with a smile. She was dressed for comfort, for travel. Her t-shirt didn’t come down quite to the top of her pants and her olive toned stomach showed glowing and tight. I couldn’t take my eyes off her and, more importantly, she didn’t seem to mind.
I walked almost to the back of the plane and took my seat. I put my laptop under the seat in front of me, settled back in my chair, and closed my eyes. A few minutes later, I felt someone sit in the aisle seat in my row, and I opened my eyes. Sure enough, it was “hot brunette girl”. I could see she was trying to hide a smile. Whether she was smiling from enjoyment or embarrassment at sitting next to the guy she had caught looking at her I’m not sure. I gave a smile too, and then, playing it smooth, nonchalantly closed my eyes.
My cock was rock fucking hard and I couldn’t sleep. When I looked at her again, she saw me looking at her ass through her pants, and, instead of covering it; she pulled the blanket a bit more so that I could see all of it, albeit covered by her cotton pants. She lifted her head a bit and looked around. Then she took her right hand, and slowly brought it back to the waistband of her pants and hooked her thumb under them. She slowly pulled the back of her pants down over her butt, exposing a thin black cotton thong nestled snuggly between two perfectly round and beautiful ass cheeks. She pulled them all the way down to the tops of her thighs, and again looked around to make sure no one was watching. It was all to the good—just me and her.
Then she arranged the blanket so that only I could see what she was doing. Then she took her hand and started massaging her ass and pussy through the material of the thong. It was so hot that my cock was about to burst just watching! This bitch was going to town on herself, TrashyToons, style. After a minute or so of this, she slowly moved her thong to the side, exposing her pink, soft slit and puckered asshole to her hand, and my eyes. It was amazing. She put her finger in her mouth, pulled it back out, and then slowly began rubbing in circles and lines on her slit. Up to her clit, and back down almost to her anus. After a few minutes, her body trembled oh so rhythmically and I looked down at my pants and noticed that I shared that fuckin moment with her because, for the first time, I had a “wet dream”, if you will—and she noticed as I went to the lavatory to clean up.
hat is better than a slut who loves to play table tennis while naked? I can’t think of many things either. Trashy Toons is where to expand your mind while turning your frown upside down. You may as well kill two birds with one stone.
If it’s too hot, then get out of the motherfuckin kitchen and let someone else cook it up with the sexy animations over at Trashy Toons because the hormones flow at a pace that the average person can’t keep up with.
Trashy Toons is full of hot animated chicks that love every aspect of sex. Their hands, mouths, and every hole cum into play where it’s no holds barred fuck for all.
When I woke up this morning, I didn’t expect to find the 18 year old next to me. She was supposed to be at school. What the fuck was she still doing here? I woke her ass up and, instead of panicking, she smiled and said that she felt like sleeping in. I told her I had to go to work and she was under the impression that she can stay while I’m not home—I don’t play that shit. Sure, I’ve been dating her for a while now and most men wouldn’t mind their “girlfriend” staying, but check it out… it’s not a trust issue. I know she’s not going to go through my shit. What it is is a “getting too comfortable” issue.
So instead of kicking her ass out of my place, I instead, made her wanna leave. I jumped off of my bed and yelled – rat! She hates rodents and insects and I ran towards a corner of my room as if I was looking for it; the 18 year old instantly was awake and because I couldn’t find the rat (damn it), she told me that she couldn’t stay there knowing that there was a furry rodent lurking in the cuts. I know—I’m pretty damn good. Hey, she’s going to get the hint one way or another eventually.
Before getting ready for work, I was so fuckin horny and I regretted not having a quickie with the 18 year old before running her out. I had to get in my quick fix so I jumped on my laptop onto Trashy Toons because my dirty mind led me to that site. The animators over there remind me a little bit of myself—sick and twisted with a damn good sense of humor. I have a FREE TRIAL that I’m using, so it’s all to the good.
After drinking games, it’s sexual games being played over at Trashy Toons. Get a taste of the good life – you only live once, so enjoy it…
The next time you go through a ‘what the fuck happened last night’ moment, remember that the anime’s over at Trashy Toons sympathize with you – life’s a trip. A little bit of liquid courage can go a long way…
Whatever the fuck works to get your significant other into bed with you should not have to be justified—ever. Get other bright ideas and amusement from Trashy Toons, where there is nothing left to the imagination. These animators deserve a fucking raise.
Why the fuck am I at work on Columbus Day? Shouldn’t this day be a national holiday? Didn’t he discover this great land? And how do we repay him – by working on his day like he ain’t shit. Yeah, it must be Monday today. I really don’t want to be here today because I feel like I’m getting jipped a holiday.
On the bright side, there’s a couple of new hot pieces of ass in our customer service department, so I guess I’ll introduce myself and get acquainted with them today. My other co-workers seem like they are in la-la land just zoning out as they realize, like me, it’s a fuckin Monday. Mondays are so fuckin unproductive at work as half of the staff has bed-head and the other half are doin other shit that doesn’t pertain to work.
What the fuck is this? An e-mail from the 18 year old… she rarely, actually never has, e-mailed me. Damn my privacy is getting smaller as each day passes. It has its pros and cons, but remember this my brothers, I am a man of my word and if I say she’s not moving in with me anytime soon – than that’s that: end of discussion. She’ll either have to listen or cut the fuckin corner and not let the door hit her ass on the way out.
Being 30 years old, my parents have been waiting for me to settle down and can’t wait to have grandkids; my parents don’t know about the 18 year old and I don’t intend on opening that can of worms. Matter of fact, as a tribute to Columbus, I’m going to conquer uncharted pussy tonight and go Trashy Toons on it. The 18 year old will have to spend tonight alone because I am not seeing her tonight. I’m getting horny just thinking of tonight’s excursion.