Take to the sky on a natural high
Friday, November 30th, 2007The animations over at Trashytoons.com will fuck anywhere and anytime. Fuck the wining and dining; cut the bullshit and give these trashy whores the only thing they want—to please you.
The animations over at Trashytoons.com will fuck anywhere and anytime. Fuck the wining and dining; cut the bullshit and give these trashy whores the only thing they want—to please you.
The writers over at Trashytoons.com will drain the shit out of your cock with the most beautifully drawn animations. Hey, schoolgirls need some lovin too.
I had to put my game face on yesterday. I went to pick up the 18 year old and a couple of her friends because they just randomly wanted to go out. In the past, I’ve noticed a few pictures of her friends inserted in the crevice of her huge mirror located on top of her desk. Like a good devoted man, I never mentioned any interests in her friends, but if you don’t know me by now, you will never, never, never, know me… ooohhh, ooohhh.
When I pulled up, it wasn’t my “girlfriend” who opened the door. Instead, to my delight, a French vanilla complexioned brunette cutie smiled while eying me up and down and said the 18 year old was almost done getting ready. I exchanged her flirtatious gesture and strolled my fine self to the couch to see a slutty dressed “ain’t getting no dick” lookin broad. Okay, at least I knew which friend would get my complete undivided attention. The 18 year old came out of the restroom and I played the role, kissing her in the cheek while glancing over at my prey.
After a few drinks from the club, the four of us were feeling damn good and danced in our own little circle, paying no mind to our monkey like style of dance movements. My “girlfriend’s” friend would pick her spots when to switch and get in between me and the 18 year old. It was going down. Three hours and about 9 drinks (give or take—I stopped counting after the 6th drink) later, the ugly friend disappeared with some dude who must’ve had his beer goggles on. That left me and the cutie pie and the 18 year old to take it back to my place for a night cap.
Both bitches were loud and wild during the car ride home, damn near blowing my speakers while playing some old school Guns and Roses. When we got back to my apartment, I went to pour a couple of drinks and before I could finish, the 18 year old comatosed on my couch. Holy shit; the cutie pie joined me at the mini bar and without a second thought, we went at it like fucking rabbits. I ravished the shit out her pussy after making her devour my cock and finished by demolishing her heart shaped ass and busting my load inside it—Trashytoons.com style. The 18 year old slept through the whole fuckfest. I took the cutie pie home and when I got back to my place, I laid next to my “girlfriend” through the rest of the night. I’ve got 99 problems and a bitch ain’t one.
And at TrashyToons.com, you never forget that. These animated sluts are marinating in their juices just awaiting your cock. Do what you want, when you want, and how you want to each and every one of these whores.
But at Trashytoons.com, you will find the funniest, craziest, and sexiest animations that the internet provides. Feel like a kid in the fucking candy store again – you deserve it.
To bust a nut, or to not bust a nut, that is the question. Trashytoons.com is the answer. You’re welcome.
At TrashyToons.com, these animated bitches are at your disposal. Do what you want, when you want, and how you want to these innocent, shy sex dolls. It’s a man’s world – don’t ever forget that.
‘Twisted as fuck’ is the only way to describe the animators over at TrashyToons.com. These comic strips will have you rolling around the floor in laughter.
So I rushed to work yesterday because I didn’t hear my goddamn alarm. While on the way, I reached down in my ashtray to grab a roach that I know was in there, but for whatever fuckin reason, it wasn’t there anymore – I had a feeling this was going to be a long fuckin day.
As I hopped out of my car and made my way towards the entrance, some stupid delivery man damn near took me out when rounding the corner – why the fuck do they think they own the fucking road? I flipped his ass off as I entered my building and went into the elevator. Right before it closed, a hand separated the door and in walked a gorgeous slut. We exchanged smiles and my bad mood suddenly went away.
I couldn’t help but notice her nice tits and huge nipples peeking right through her shirt—damn I was getting horny. What a difference a fine chick makes. It was as if the rainclouds have disappeared and the sunshine was again beating down on me. Before I could even have the chance to spit game at this chick, she shared her nervousness with me as she was interviewing for a position with a company directly across the hall mine. I reassured her that everything would be alright and, if it wasn’t, to ask for me across the hall. I gave her my card and wished her luck.
About half an hour later, I received a phone call from the receptionist telling me that I had a guest waiting for me in our lobby area. I didn’t have any appointments and forgot about that elevator chick to tell you the truth, but to my pleasant surprise, it was her. She said that she may have gotten the job, but wanted to know what I had to offer her before she took the job. All I had to offer her was the Trashytoons.com treatment because our company wasn’t hiring, so I told her I was flustered with meetings throughout the day and that I’d call her to schedule an interview. Job opening or not, my brothers, I’m going to “interview” this slut—you can bet your ass… as I tap hers.
Every slut on Trashytoons.com graces their presence in a similar fashion, so let them brighten up your fucked up day. Life’s a bitch, especially when you’re married to one—so share a contagious “smile” with these gorgeous babes.