Yknow how sometimes you’re just better off believing a lie instead of knowing the truth. This is totally one of those times….birdcrap sucks…but hey it happens and you say goddamn bird etc and then forget about it…..catching a headful of splooge you just arent going to brush off as easy.
You know I dont know about you but all my neighbors are pretty square…
Well anyways they arent fun enough that I get sweet views like this. I would trade places with that prude dude below them in a flash.
Unlike the crows in Dumbo…I’ve even seen an elephant fly.. But I sure have never before seen a guy get head from a chick while he is cumming in her.
75 years ago this holiday season a Bombshell Nympho with a body that made even royalty stand to attention was entertaining people in the buff for the Holiday Season at the Chicago World’s Fair as well as starting to open the doors of sexual revolution for the coming generations.
Ms Sally Rand, exotic dancer and burlesque activist who danced for The Royal Family and every big name of her generation showed her flesh artfully, seductively and made many a man of those times cream his trousers especially as she worked her magic with her fan dance and hypnotizingly sexy bubble dance
If you ever wonder who made it so we have the freedom to enjoy the porn we enjoy today, check out Sally Rand and her contributions to sexual freedoms that we now have. After you check out TrashyToons.com of course.
You ever notice how whenever you are in a group having fun there is always someone who is a total kill-joy? Though if she is as much of a dominatrix as she looks then you know his pink-shirted blond haired little fag ass is going to take a severe beating for stopping her fun.
You know people always worry about a place if its haunted or a ghost killing them or some such bs…nah…beware the ghost goo. I figure that if there’s ghosts then there’s probably a bunch of pervo ones out there jacking off playing peeping-toms and I would be like waaaay more worried about ectoplasmic-goo sliming me than being “haunted”.
“Hmmm” thought Gabriel, “Im tired of sharing…time for bio-warfare”
Homo should only stand for Homogenized milk but now whether we like it or not they are part of the military. Welcome to what the future of America’s War-machines may one day look like.
Contrary to popular beliefs chicks do have uses outside the bedroom. A lot of guys wouldnt take their wife car shopping but this dude knows how to wheel and deal. Unless you run into some homo or your wife is a titless dog that mooos like a cow…always take her with you as scantily dressed as possible and who knows what deals you may get.
They say if your cock is big enough you can tame any pussy. I Guess a HUGE shlong vs a Sabre Tooth Tiger is the ultimate test.
