Archive for February, 2008

Feb 29

Clashing in the Casbah

Friday, February 29th, 2008

Yep, those 70’s and 80’s punk rock bands have now got fans who are getting old enough to be grammas…
If this was the band The Clash now would be the perfect time for them to sing “Should I Stay or Should I Go” and scarily the dark-haired dude looks like he’s actually considering staying.

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Feb 28

Pragmatic Plastics

Thursday, February 28th, 2008

The perfect thing for stay at home wives of the future…

Hey guys…ever find when you’re slamming your bitch that other than grabbing her hair and riding her like a pony or slapping her ass as you slam into her you just don’t know what to do with your hands?
Tit jobs for the back as well as the front…something to squeeze and keep your hands busy as well as the perfect way for her to take care of those middle aged rolls…

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Feb 27

Great Inventions

Wednesday, February 27th, 2008

I’ve only seen these on sleepers for babies and tots before…but great fucking idea (literally). These should be mandatory for all women’s pants and leggings.

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Feb 26

Whats in a name?

Tuesday, February 26th, 2008

I see this picture and all I can think is that snow white should sure as hell stay with these new dwarves. I mean I look at these guys and there isnt anyone sleepy or grumpy or bashful…these new dwarves appreciate her snowy “ass”ets.

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Feb 25

Put Your Money where Your Mouth Is

Monday, February 25th, 2008

Schools are highly underfunded and our youth miss out on many of the extra-curricular activities and school spirit of the past…PTAs try and try to get money for events….

If those mothers (and mothers have never had a more “in” time to be fucked than nowadays) really care and want the money for Bobby and Susie’s school this is the way they can earn it for sure !

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Feb 23

Clouds go with Rainbows

Saturday, February 23rd, 2008

Yknow dude…..yes…I bet your wife is fucking your friend, and the milkman and the mailman and the paperboy…and sam the butcher at the market…know why ? Real Men do NOT go looking at sailboats and fluffy pictures in clouds with each other…..thats what gay men and Tom Cruise do.  Your wife is just lucky that your friend Hal isnt a fag like you.

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Feb 22

Fucked up Freaks

Friday, February 22nd, 2008

Owwww…man that looks beyond painful but that bitch should shut up…you cant blame the dude. I mean how the hell did he ever have it IN his pants to begin with and why wasnt he safely locked up at some freakshow sex-carnival with the 3-pussy woman and JoJo the ass-faced boy ?

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Feb 21

Generational Overdose

Thursday, February 21st, 2008

I hear and read in the news how people sometimes die doing coke, crack, xtc etc…(hello Heath). I wonder how many old guys have died sooner yet happier from that one magic dose of viagra nowadays.

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Feb 20

Those Winning Ways

Wednesday, February 20th, 2008

They say that a good lawyer is a good orator…..makes sense….   It appears this lawyer decided to be orally skilled in every way she can.

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Feb 19

Right Idea - Wrong Liquid

Tuesday, February 19th, 2008

K, this is a toon who totally doesnt understand what she’s got and how to use it to get what she wants….

I mean if she wants to be covered in white creamy liquids all over her tits and pussy I can think of a much better liquid for her than milk and with those tits and pink pussy she would have no trouble getting it.

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