Archive for February, 2008

Feb 18

Sluts are #1 in all universes !!!

Monday, February 18th, 2008

They say that Art reflects one’s culture and this toon demonstrates how true this is for toon-art reflecting real people. She shows that in the animated world just like in our own culture the hottest and most wanted chick around is the one who loves cock the most and enjoys as many as she can with a “bigger the better” belief.

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Feb 14

The Strike is Over

Thursday, February 14th, 2008

Thank god the screenwriters strike is over and viewing can get back to normal crap again…I shudder to think what would happen if our oh so brilliant porn writers ended up on strike. This is what we would end up with……..a buncha virginal geeks trying to break into writing jobs….cept I bet most actresses in porn cant read anyways so hopefully these scenes could be avoided.

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Feb 13

Always Look on The Bright Side of Life

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008

Some people just don’t know how to make the best out of a bad situation…. Like this chick is all regretting her permanent tattoo…sure it may not be what she wants but I betcha she’s a shoe-in for a part on the Vagina Monologues now.

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Feb 12

Park Porkin’

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008

Don’t you wish you could blow all over some black girls face in the park on a beautiful day like this lucky cartoon fuck. Take a moment to think about how great the world would be if that were possible, then get your perverted ass on over to TrashyToons.com, you sick twisted fuck.

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Feb 11

Keep Your Eye On the Sparrow

Monday, February 11th, 2008

K…first for the fun that this guy has obviously been having he should be willing to pay the price….like Barretta taught us all (except himself) “dont do the crime if you cant do time.” Tho I guess for some people this might just add more fun to the situation as his wife and the other chicks can all go hardcore on him now and let the kinky stuff begin.

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Feb 9

The Midas Touch

Saturday, February 9th, 2008

How do you know who the rich men in the world are? Some people say you can tell from their shoes..some say the watch and clothes…bs!! You can tell from the woman they have on their arm. A gargantuan obese ogre of a dude like this with a balding head doesnt get a chick like that unless he’s hit at least the 1 billion dollar mark.

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Feb 8

Wipeout & Whip It Out

Friday, February 8th, 2008

Ya’know…even if you’re a surf fanatic or any other kinda fanatic…Im sorry but some things just take higher priority.
This Dave dude no matter whether he loses or has the biggest wipeout ever is obviously the all around winner….2dimensional or not….thats a freakin hot babe wrapped around his head.

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Feb 7

The Good, The Bad and the Well Stacked.

Thursday, February 7th, 2008

hhh the wild west….good ol shootouts in the middle of the street….duels at high noon….dlooodoodoodooo–mwa mwa mwa
Now shore enuff this hear cowpoke on his own is about to get plumb kilt…..but at least he will go to the pearly gates having already glimpsed heaven as he was getting filled with lead.

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Feb 6

Crack is Whack

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008

You know a lotta dudes go on and on bitching about chicks getting to do the same kinda jobs as men and how “50 years ago there were no goddamn woman plumbers”. Bring on the babes says I….If I have to look at a plumber’s asscrack while they work I would be wayyyy happier for it to be a chicks nicely curved ass rather than some dude’s big hairy butt cleavage.

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Feb 5

Back to the Drawing Broad

Tuesday, February 5th, 2008

Have you ever seen one of these for sale?  No…cos it’s one of the stupidest marketing ideas ever fucking made. As it is when it comes to women, we have to listen to sounds coming out of one pair of lips…last thing any of us want is to have to listen to sounds coming out of the other pair.

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