Archive for March, 2008

Mar 26

Healthy Boners

Wednesday, March 26th, 2008

Milk is good for you, filled with vitamins and essential minerals as well as calcium to make your bones grow strong and healthy.

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Dairy producers should take note of this totally awesome way to get more people drinking milk…shove some huge titted mama in dudes faces and while their boners grow so will their appetite for the luscious wet creamy stuff.

Mar 25

Nerd Noobs

Tuesday, March 25th, 2008

Dude…nerds may be smart in many ways, but when it comes to being social they totally need help

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Take these guys…they’ve got a big-titted naked blonde slut spreading her pussy wide open for them and all they can do is pull out their magnifying glasses…then again, maybe they’ve spent so many years using a magnifying glass to find their dick to jerk off, they think it’s an essential part of the action.

Mar 24

Gee Whiz, Whats A G-Spot?

Monday, March 24th, 2008

They say most cartoonists are nerds (and I’m talking the geeky four-eyed ones that you just know are going to die virgins).  This cartoonist proves this to be true…

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While I think it would be kinda cool, especially if it were being filmed to get to see this kinda reaction, as long as her eyes didn’t plop out into your lap. Obviously this guy has never been with a chick or the guy in the picture has some trick that he should teach us all.

Mar 20

Hes A Bad Motherfucker

Thursday, March 20th, 2008

This dude is showing us a new way of getting lost in the 70’s…

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I guess the pussy afro’s these chocolate mommas sported is the reason black dudes have big cocks, so that they can get in there, and this also would explain why the 70’s had black studs with names like Richard Roundtree, aka Shaft, who could plunge his big black gun through any afro.

Mar 19

Target Practice

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008

Billy Bratson always had difficulty getting the ball in the hoop, the puck in the net, and the cum in the pussy…

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Fortunately his endowment always made up for his lack of co-ordination leading him to fame among the cheerleading squads off the field if not on.

Mar 18

Its the Details That Matter

Tuesday, March 18th, 2008

Yknow those pamphlets you get about hotels when on holiday and the different ameneties that you get at each one…?

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Now THIS is what these pamphlets need.  Naked chicks portrayed for your pleasure, guaranteed open willing and waiting on every bed when you arrive.

Mar 17

Augggghhhhhh!!!!

Monday, March 17th, 2008

Yknow how Charlie Brown would always go running trying to kick that damned football but that bitch Lucy always yanked it away at the last seconds and then he would go flying and land on his back but he would always get suckered into doing it again and again and you say jesus christ Charlie wont you fucking learn? Now if it had been something more like this holding the ball tempting him then I could understand his repeated idiocy…

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Mar 15

Nice-looking Bulma crammed by mighty Vegeta

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

In Hentai Mania’s weird world of fantasy anime porn your favorite characters do the things they would not even dare thinking of in the original series.

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Nice-looking green-haired Bulma can’t resist the temptation to ride mighty Vegeta’s big cock as the two hook up in a secluded place in the mountains. This warrior is very skilled in the art of love and fucks Bulma so good that she just keeps cumming and cumming as he penetrates her in various positions.

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Mar 15

Karma’s a Pussy

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

Now you would think that by all appearances John is being rewarded for all those charitable works…

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What isn’t mentioned is that John swindled all of those charities and he is being punished.  You see that pussy he is excitedly getting jammed in is one of the skankiest anyone has ever seen and he is cursed to his new life of cheesy repugnant pussy forever…or till he dissolves in one.

Mar 14

Power Pussy

Friday, March 14th, 2008

For anyone who thinks Hilary Clinton would be a good president and that women make good group leaders I refer you to this picture

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Not that I personally find anything wrong with chicks being prioritized by breast size or luciousness of their ass or whatever other hot assets they have….