Archive for April, 2008

Apr 23

Carnal Capitalism

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008

This is one crazy mutated muff, but this chick has gotta learn to be careful or be exploited…

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Like if I was this dude, my response would be ‘I dunno…how do you like being sold to a circus as a carnival freak bitch?’

Apr 22

Extra Saucy Sauce

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008

Some employers dont spend enough time checking over a prospective employees resume before hiring them and this is a perfect example of that.

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If this restaurant owner had paid closer attention he might have noticed that his waitress’ last job was as a lap dancer…Tho personally if I were the owner thats what I would want from my waitresses and the customer could order ‘extra sauce’ for an extra fifty dollars (ten of which would go to the waitress….what the hell she gets her muff munched and paid she cant bitch about just ten bills).

Apr 21

Godiva Gourmet

Monday, April 21st, 2008

Remember the dodo bird ? Nooooo not really…cos it’s extinct because like most bald animals it couldnt adapt and this balding Homer Simpson colored sap has the same problem….

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Like dude…the bitch digs the chocolate…she wants the chocolate and you want sex…she will slurp down that chocolate with gusto she likes it so much…hmmm are there any body parts you have that might enjoy some oral loving if you were to give it a cacao coating?

Apr 20

Anime Threesome In The Doctors Office

Sunday, April 20th, 2008

Anime Porn

Today from Alluring Anime we have this sex filled episode of a busty anime babe at the doctors office. It started off innocent enough, she was going to the doctors for her routine check up, but it got interesting very quickly. It started with the sexy female nurse. She went from examining the patient to fingering her. Right on the examination table, she started to make the patient moan. And when it started getting to hot for both of the anime babes, they pull the curtain out of the way and start to do a whole different kind of examination on each other.

The doctor is walking by the room when he hears moans and giggles coming from inside. He’s surprised to see his nurse, fooling around with the female patient. He’s shocked, but that didn’t stop him from joining in on the action.

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Apr 18

Busty Anime Teacher Fucked

Friday, April 18th, 2008

Anime Porn

The day started off pretty normal, but soon it got very interesting for this busty anime school teacher. Her lesson must have been about sex ed because she was soon giving one of her students a handjob. It didn’t end their either. She rode the cock of one lucky student and that was just one of the warm ups for her. Outside, she had her tittys fucked and she was covered in cum. Then the same student fucked her brains out. I think it’s one lesson these students will never forget.

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Apr 18

Beating The Bush

Friday, April 18th, 2008

Bunches of old politicians running around stoned out of their minds and naked enjoying an old school Caligula orgy…while this sounds funny, my mind also pictures it and says eww.

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This guy is discovering what many of his colleagues already know…that any Republican gathering is sure to have Bush lieing there somewhere.

Apr 17

Dicking Around With Darwin

Thursday, April 17th, 2008

How can you tell, looking at this picture that the chick has colored hair and is obviously a very very stupid blonde?

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Because like most dumb animals that are now extinct, she doesn’t see the writing on the wall telling her that she is obsolete and about to be replaced…evolution rules baby.

Apr 16

Cats, Dogs And Three Blind Mice

Wednesday, April 16th, 2008

Obviously this dude, as well as being blind and incredibly well hung, has some pretty bizarre ideas on how to get around and what to use as a cane…

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This is one instance where he’s very lucky…that dog is kinda tripped out but if it had been a cat that saw him, it might have thought ‘oh a new toy!’ with very painful results.

Apr 16

Busty Anime Slut

Wednesday, April 16th, 2008

Anime Porn

Today, we have two fuck scenes featuring this very busty brunette anime chick. It starts off innocent enough, she’s in the kitchen, washing the dishes when her boyfriend comes up behind her and starts to fondle and caress her huge tits. It’s not long before her boobs are out of her bra and her skirt is pulled up so he can fuck her from behind. In the second scene, she comes home from the beach wearing just a very skimpy bikini. Of course, her boyfriend can’t resist the way she looks in that outfit. It’s not long before he’s all over her again. This time they don’t even bother taking off her clothes, he just pulls the bikini to the side and slides his dick deep inside of her!

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Apr 15

Mary-Jane Mercantile Mind

Tuesday, April 15th, 2008

Maybe getting a lid of grass, lighting up and getting super fried and then trying to get into a mercantile frame of mind isn’t such a good idea…

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It leads to seeing pictures like this, thinking about how much money people spend on hardcore protein drinks and how, if I got a bunch of guys together and some empty bottles we could make a helluva lot of money.