Archive for July, 2008

Jul 31

Futurefuck

Thursday, July 31st, 2008

This just goes to show that even the oldest profession in the world had to adapt with the times and get with the modern age

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I find it both exciting and somewhat disturbing to picture the hookers of the future online cybersex 3d virtual worlds…500 lb men looking like the hot white haired chick in Heavy Metal….shudder

Jul 30

Lewd Ol Days

Wednesday, July 30th, 2008

You often hear 50+ people talking about how things were better way back and how the Internet has helped destroy society on and on and on they go and we think yeah whatever…the stuff we have now rocks.

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Though….if this is what Good ol days were and these are what people are talking about when they say partylines then I really think we missed out on some good times….like how we missed the Free Love of the 60s…nowadays love costs you at least dinner and a glass of wine.

Jul 30

Secret Hentai Lovers

Wednesday, July 30th, 2008

Secret Hentai Lovers

Today’s Hentai-Mania adventure features two very horny lovers that can’t get enough of each other. The only problem is that they both have significant others. For her, she’s married to one of the most meaty princes in the land. For him, he’s engaged to a female ninja. If their romance was found out they would both probably be killed so they’re forced to live out their passion in secret. Check out these secret x-rated hentai scenes of these two lovers.

They’re forced to sneak off or even hide. They meet late at night, when the only light comes from the moon, they have sex in the middle of a very remote forest. During the day, they’ll sneak into empty rooms, lock the door and live out their lust. Often, they’ll have just quickies. Sometimes, they can’t see each other for days at a time and when they meet again, it’s always a session of love making that comes with sparks flying. They know that they should end it but they can’t get enough of each other, even if it means risking their lives.

See the full adventure at Hentai Mania.

Jul 29

Dreadful Dieters

Tuesday, July 29th, 2008

It’s cheating little bitch actresses like this that should get cock-slapped by cocks like this…

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They go on their special protein diets so that they can stay alive and feed their anorexia at the same time, and then they lie and are lazy and don’t swallow the load when it is delivered.

Jul 28

Forgetful Four Fingered Floosies

Monday, July 28th, 2008

The media keeps telling people about the horrible things that can happen if they smoke marijuana…

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If your girlfriend happens to be a typical blonde bimbo slut like this one, forgotten sextoys of course is another thing to be aware of.

Jul 28

Marcus And The Gay Photographer

Monday, July 28th, 2008

Gay Cartoons

Check out the scenes from today’s adventure at Gay Cartoon. Marcus was just walking down the street when a photographer stopped him and asked him take his photograph. At first, he was a little cautious about this photographer, but this man’s smile just turned on Marcus. He knew right away that this photographer was also gay. The stud asked Marcus to come back to his place where the lighting would be better. Of course, Marcus knew the real reason and it had nothing to do with lights.

Marcus posed with his shirt on at first, but it wasn’t long before he was asked to take his shirt off. He had a pumped up body, but it was still lean and charming. It was too much for the gay men to take and soon they were kissing right on the living room floor. Marcus took his new friend’s cock inside of his mouth and gave the dude he just met a few hours ago a blowjob. Marcus even let this stranger nail him in the ass, without a rubber.

See the whole adventure at Gay Cartoons.

Jul 26

Future Sex

Saturday, July 26th, 2008

Future Sex

Today, we’re going to take a look into the future with today’s Merciless Comic. This is definitely not your dad’s comics here. These comics are filled with hardcore toon action, action that is almost unbelievable and will make your wildest dreams come true. This future is filled with nympho beauties and fuck starved male robots. Check out a few scenes from this x-rated comic.

These babes are being experimented on by these futuristic love machines. The robots probe the women in just about every hole. One of the many awesome things is that the robots seem to be able to enjoy it, as much as the women too. The future looks like it’s going to be a lot of fun. I can’t wait to see what the female robots look like and how much fun they’re going to be!

Visit Unmerciful Comics right now and see the whole adventure. You don’t want to miss out on any of this hardcore toon action.

Jul 26

I Tawt I Taw A Puddy Tat

Saturday, July 26th, 2008

I don’t know what planet this is where a woman’s pussy is a pussy…

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But whatever planet it is, if a pussy is a pussy then guys have got to evolve their cocks into dogs…maybe this would be easier if they were on Pluto.

Jul 25

Licence To Fuck

Friday, July 25th, 2008

Another reason why the Americans are better than the British…you see James Bond may have had chicks with names like Pussy Galore and Holly GoodHead, but when he was in bed with them they were all silent little fuck toys…

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American agents make their chicks cum so hard they scream and the CIA double penetration action gives a whole new definition to ‘Double Agent’…after all CIA stands for Cocks In Action.

Jul 24

Be Happy With Yourself

Thursday, July 24th, 2008

Nowadays it’s hard to tell which part of a woman is fake and which is real…with all the different implants readily available to be inserted here there and everywhere, these chicks are spending thousands of dollars to turn themselves into something they weren’t meant to be.

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The problem with this is that they end up about as real as one of these toons at Trashy Toons…which I guess is good for this chick; cos in reality a hole like that on her ass would have her screaming bloody murder, not nagging at her man for slapping her too hard.