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I was reading an article the other day about how some whacked out religous morality right wing nut-jobs go criticising Disney movies with a bunch of bullshit about how the Disney artists are perverts and intentionally make temples and towers phallus shaped…(yeah, like it’s their fault that an arabic tower has the shape it does)
I wonder what those same groups of nut-jobs would say about this almost Disneyesque art and if they would catch the Phallic Symbolism thrusting in front of them or if it could be used on these censorship review boards to entice some heart attacks and get rid of those censorship motherfuckers.
This is where the line gets drawn and smart, savvy parents know that it’s time to worry and maybe make an impromptu trip to the Ivy League college to say hello to Sweet Suzie before she becomes Slut Suzie…
Parents: No matter how much it might piss you off and exasperate you for your 18 year old daughter at college to be asking for money every time you talk to her….it’s when they say they suddenly end up financially stable and not asking for money at that age that you have to worry.
Could you imagine taking the special effects from movies like Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon or The Matrix and interweaving them into porn?
The results would be astounding; slow-motion cumshots that the chick can move right into..impossible positions where the fuckers seem to be lighter than air and crazy action that would defy belief. Porn like this would be incredible to watch but just like some Hi-Def porn with not-so-perfect looking actresses, sometimes leaving things to the imagination can be the best plan overall…
Sometimes I read these and wonder what the hell the narrator of these jokes and sight-gags has as his major mental problem that makes him so incapable of realizing what makes a good thing and what makes a bad thing…
Frank has no problem with his job….yeah right buddy…Frank has absolutely no problem with the fact that those bitches made him a fucking eunuch so that they wouldn’t have to worry about his being distracted leading to a car accident or having any pleasure himself. Let’s chop off your fucking genitals and see how much of a problem you have with it Mr. fucking narrator.
Ahhh yes the new way to film porn developed by those stoned teens that were getting all wigged out looking in the rear-view mirror one day when they were driving around blasted out of their skulls..
The avant-garde style of taking the whole idea of objects being closer than they appear in the rearview mirror of your car and applying it to photography in porn making
This is what’s wrong with the American Education system ! Freakin bleeding heart liberal commie assholes go all ‘ohhhh we need to keep sex out of schools’…cmon people school is where you go to learn what you need to make it in the real world and a chick who doesn’t know how to suck cock is about as useful as an umbrella when skydiving.
Kudos to you Coach Johnson on having the courage to give the female youth of today the skills that they will need to survive adult life.
People never think of the consequences of their actions nowadays…they just go along living for the moment.
If this guy really wanted to get ahead in his quest for sexual fullfilment without breaking his vows, he should have just killed the old battle-axe bitch version of his wife before going back…then as each one aged he could have just repeated the process forever with versions a minute younger than the first one he went back for