Yknow, this dwarf dude in the green with the huge baseball bat for a cock should slap that purple beret’d dwarf around his head.
From the looks of him he’s got one line he can use on the ladies to impress them and maybe make them laugh, but along comes this little punk who just has to ‘explain’ the joke to the hot babes…nothing worse than a killjoy who can’t keep his mouth shut when you’re getting some sweet pussy action.
If you went to any small town settler museums over the summer and had one of their tours you probably heard about how among the many other hardships encountered by these early settlers, one common one was a sense of isolated boredom at times.
Thankfully some of the friendlier native tribes had open liberated women who took white settler women like this and showed them the pleasure they could get from beading…which of course led to a lot of the reason that trading for beads became so popular in the early 18th and early 19th century.
Poor Fred Finklestien is finally caught out….
All these years he has been impressing women by showing them that while he is not the strongest, or beefiest, or most handsome of men available he does have a big package that pleases…now we see that he was nothing but a stuffed sheepskin.
So if I was a chick (and I tell you, apart from those times I’d love to have some tits to play with, most of the time I’m incredibly glad I’m not) I would do this myself; get a custom made dildo that will hit all my sensitive spots exactly how I want them to…
Only difference is that I’d probably wait til I wasn’t having my period (not exactly the cleanest way to measure things now is it) and I’d try to find a super hot dude to take my pussy measurements so that after he was done we could see how well his own cock could satisfy my horniness.
Some dudes just give up wayyyy too easy. They don’t see all the angles and figure their great ideas are shot to hell before they are shot to hell.
Take this dude here…he figures the jig is up, they will want his phone and call for a rescue. What he is missing out of his defeatist thinking that would show him all is not lost is…hmmm what would these babes DO in return for use of his phone and how would they SHOW their appreciation for him saving them all.
There are a ton of laxatives, stool softeners and extra fibre rich foods that are found throughout pharmacies and grocery stores throughout North America geared to keeping the population regular and non-constipated…sure most are aimed at old people but everyone gets a bit stuffed up now and then.
The women in the world should look at more natural and old-fashioned remedies like this one…You just KNOW that this slut is going to be wide open and clear and ladies…if you try this I’m sure you can to. Just think of how much money you will save, and hey…no one likes Grape Nuts anyways
There are many ways to get lost….most of them suck and end up with people wandering aimlessly while search and rescue crews get sent out to find them.
If I’m ever lost like this I want people to know now that I do not want anyone finding me….just leave me lost in this pile of pleasure and believe me I wont be wandering aimlessly…I will know exactly where to aim.
Every year enviro-freaks all throughout the world make appeals for people to wake up early on sunday mornings and tromp out in the bushes to plant some trees and help save the earth etc. Noble goals but totally the wrong way of going about it if they want a big turn-out.
Now if they brought and advertised hot blonde sluts with spread open pussies masturbating for your viewing pleasure while you plant the stupid trees I’m sure they would have a lot more people showing up including a lot of men even passing up Sunday Morning Football to come ‘help the cause.’
Further evidence that some women will do just about anything to make a quick buck…
Amazingly she hasn’t been electrocuted yet…but I do have to wonder just what is making her belly glow red from the inside ?
Some guys just can’t get their minds away from sex or their bodies away from the need to jerk off, and no matter what is in front of them they’re totally turned on and ready to go…
This dude here definitely needs some medical attention cos 1) he’s completely FILLING the sample jars each time he cums (watch out Peter North you’ve got competition!)… and 2) the fact that he can look at this nurse and contemplate anything even remotely sexual is a pretty strong indication that there’s something seriously wrong with him.